"Period"

"Period"

This story takes place that night we met the Milf.

James and David leave Michelle's hotel room and me and her go right at it. But of course she's just like any other girl so she makes me have the condom talk. Thank god I brought some with me. Well now thats done with, we start having crazy animal sex. Sereously I think I went deaf for a couple of days from this girl moaning so loud. After a good couple hours im pretty tired and need a little break. Hey two hours of that kind of sex would make even Ron Jermey tired ok.

After like ten minutes and since the horny fuck machine that is Nick Holmes, we start going back at it. Now this is the part that has scard my life forever on. Ladies and gentalmen cover your childrens eyes. We just started and It starts to feel really really wet. Im not talking about pussy horny wet either, a different kind of wet. Now even though I may be the king of sex, im not THAT good so a girl cums in a minute. Well I might be able to do it if i actually tried, but hey sex is for me not her so who cares. So i start to get confused here. I look down and I see little blood spots on the sheets. Im also a little drunk so that makes me flip out even more. I pull out of her and see that my dick is covered in blood. Yes blood, like im about to shoot her in the fucking head blood. She looks up at me and says calmly,

" O, looks like its that time of the month".

Yea you think bitch. Like she knew it was happening and yet she still let me continue. Miss Anne Frank over here could of at least courtesy tapd or somthing. I dont even let her finish her sentence. I run to the shower and wash my dick . That just wasnt doing it for me, I felt like I needed ghandi to pour holy water over penis or somthing.

So now im debating, what do I do now. Do I take the knife on the counter and do her amican physco style, or do I just throw her off the balcony.

Well.... I did neither.

I go get the vodka bottle. Suck on its teet of life, then go back to having crazy animal sex. Damn, my gloryous moment turned to shit just like that.

I must thank god for inventing the trojan condom because who knows what kind of shit that dirty cherry popin bitch would of givin me. In my opion the trojan condom is the greatest invention of the 21st century and thus no other condom even compares. Thank You god for keeping my penis clean